Taxable Dependents...

I received this little ditty from a friend, and, as tax season is upon us I thought it very apprapo... I think it would be a hoot if all us hard-working, gainfully-employed, tax-paying citizens used this in our "Dependents" list- if nothing more than to mess with the IRS...

 

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! 

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. 

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 

42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 

2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; 

And 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. 

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

 

To answer the question of who he missed, he didn't list the President and the nine Supreme Court justices...