Well, another year has past, I am another year older, closer to my demise, and still I am no closer to answering those perplexing questions that seem to dog my every step... When will I be enlightened? How long must I search for the wisdom to sate my curiosity, to solve these life riddles? Here are some curveballs life has thrown me:
Did Adam have a belly button?
If I travel at the speed of light and turn on my headlights, what happens?
It is said that if one is capable of traveling faster than the speed of light then he would actually travel backwards in time... then if I could travel fast enough could I get to where I am going before I actually leave?
Why are they called paper clips if they're metal?
If I were to ship a load of styrofoam what should I pack it in?
Why do we call it a "hot water heater"? If the water's hot, why heat it? If it's cold then we should call it a "cold water heater".
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we call a delivery by truck a "shipment" but a delivery by ship "cargo"?
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
When two planes almost collide it's called a "near miss". Wouldn't a near miss be a hit?
If 7-11 stores advertise they're open 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year then why do they have locks on their doors?
If the little black box is so indestructible why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?
If nothing sticks to Teflon then how does it stay on the pan?
If you make a cow laugh real hard would milk come out it's nose?
Why don't we spell Phonetic the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Before drawing boards were invented what did we go back to?
What hair color do they put on a bald man's driver's licence?
If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Well, tghat's it for now. My mind hurts from all the fruitless processing... I hope you enjoy...
6 comments:
Hey! Happy Birthday (late), brother! Sorry I didn't get a card out to you... I was thinking of you and hope you had a happy day!
Love you!
TJ
Thanks TJ. You can still send the card- I never cash the check right away anyway! (Just kidding!) It takes the pressure off me if I forget yours... Sometime in May, isn't it? :-)
Hi Bud;
Nice questions; but I have a rather more important one for you:
What is the will of God?
Hi Anonymous...
The will of God is to bring his creation back into harmony with him, to restore that which sin has broken, and to fellowship with his created... In a nutshell...
Great answer Bud, when taken from the eternal perspective.
I was thinking of what is God's will for us in this world is now that we are believers?
Hello again my Friend.
When you ask what God's will for us is now, in this world, now that we're believers, are you speaking of a generic "we" or a specific "we"? I ask because I believe that each of us, specifically speaking, may have different callings, according to our spiritual gifts. Universally, I believe we are all called to become more Christ-like, (or, become sanctified), to walk in "the Kingdom among us", and to share the Gospel to our world.
I hope this more fully answers your question. Sorry I missed it last time...
Bud
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