Monday, November 18, 2013

You know the honeymoon is over when...

Obama has had a long and glorious honeymoon with the mainstream (left-wing) media for some five years now, but you know the honeymoon is over when the late-night talk show hosts and political cartoonists turn on you. Many of the Hollywood community are extreme left (especially Letterman) and embraced Obama as some kind of mix of God and guru. But the screw seems to have turned... Below are some recent dandies that made me chuckle. I hope you enjoy as much as I did:



Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing 
prisoners. 
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were 
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it 
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! 
--Jimmy Fallon

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be 
appropriate. 
--Jay Leno
 

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you 
has to pay for it. 
--Conan O'Brien


Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy Kimmel
 

Q: What was the most positive result 
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper 
stickers off the road. 
--David Letterman
 
Good laughs- and Food for Thought!



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